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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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