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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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