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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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