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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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