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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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