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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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