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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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