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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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