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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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