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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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