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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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