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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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