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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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