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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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