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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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