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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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