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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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