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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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