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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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