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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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