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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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