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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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