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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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