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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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