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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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