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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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