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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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