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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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