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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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