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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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