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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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