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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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