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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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