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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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