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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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