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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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