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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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