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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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