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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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