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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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