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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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