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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Greta
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Jenkins
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
a cow 🐮
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a crocodile 🐊
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