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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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