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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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