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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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