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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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