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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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