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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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