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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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