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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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