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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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