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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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