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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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