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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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