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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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