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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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