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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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