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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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