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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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